WWF

Welcome tonight's event...The Diaper Change.

On the changing pad we have Matthew McKown, weighing in at 22 pounds. He is a veteran at this sport and has many moves to elude his competitor.

Towering above the changing pad is the competitor...Mom. Weighing in at alot more and about half the patience for the quick moves of her competitor.

This should be a good one... Ding! Ding!!

Mom goes in for the change...oh, the diaper is off.
Matthew realizes he is free from the constriction and filth and he's off...rolling, dodging, even throwing her off by screaming. She's definately off balance....
Oh, wait, here comes the stiff arm, oh, right across the chest of Matthew, she's got a good hold. But Matthew is known for his flexible hips and they are going back and forth trying to get away from that diaper.
Mom has one strap stuck...now the other one. If she just gets that one stuck...it will be over. Matthew's fighting he's completely rolled over onto his belly, refusing to give up. Oh, now he's trying to crawl away. But Mom has a leg hold and won't let him. She flips him over and its....  STUCK!!

Mom wins...but it was a tough battle. Matthew is already training hard for the next fight at the diaper changing pad.